They're Onto Me...

When I try and upload movies to MySpace I get the first of these, and one I try to upload movies to YouTube I get the second. I'm starting to wonder whether the sinsiter forces that control our lives have cottoned onto the revolutionary potential of my shit joke films.

Strawman

"... a lot of the time you think you're nothing, but this nagging sense that you might be a genius prevails."

- Howard Jones

Rice And Straw

Today Condoleeza Rice and Jack Straw have been telling representatives of the various Iraqi factions that Britain and the US have been spending too many time, money and political capital on their country, and therefore henceforth they better get a wriggle on vis a vis sorting shit out.