Lots of people took the piss.

These two thought they were quite funny, clever and hard, and did some rather forced laughing in my face.

Lots of people wanted to have a go themselves.

Some folk were nice.

Um live Midsummer Common 2004

You can read about it somewhere on www.umbusiness.co.uk, but in 2004 I didn't get asked to play Strawberry Fair, and so I invited myself and my Sharp GF-777 along. Unless you count walking around Cambridge in the chicken suit I think this was the closest I ever came to performance art, and I don't think I like performance art. Performance art is just asking for trouble.

Obligitory photo with living rock saint.

I think I might have lost the photo of me with Damo Suzuki in my recent hard drive disaster. Here's one of him with Dimitri...

Paws.

Red and white records on the floor this morning.

That which doesn't kill me better watch the fuck out.

Gee whizz, I hate computers sometimes! Wow!

But I'm back now. Yessir.