Work on the morrow.

Bad idea.

Phil hungry.

This joke isn't funny anymore.

These guys rock. A lot.

Stuck.

Daft puncture.

Turkish Sevens

Phone test.

Jesus.

Diver

A Disc Of Flame

Some late 90s business.

  
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Danceteria Bad Vibes 5

  
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Smoker's Point Of View 2

  
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I'm Sticking With You by The Velvet Underground  
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We No Speak Americano - Original Mix by Yolanda Be Cool, Dcup  
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Gig this Sat

"Working At Home" by Pete Um/Grist.

fucked it up last time.

  
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Super Evil by Die Antwoord  
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Godelmingum & Gyldeforda

Two limited edition 3" CD-Rs of the material I will be playing at Kettle's Yard tomorrow. £3 while stocks last.

For Ed.

  
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Speculated on this today. Not worth much but it's pretty good.http://ping.fm/5We3W

Rats & Mice: they are amazingly resilient, easily surviving falls up to 50 feet.

mori·bund (môr′i bund′)

adjective

1. dying
2. coming to an end
3. having little or no vital force left

70-year gag on Kelly death evidence. http://ping.fm/XBljv

Untitled

Hot City Pumps Nochexxx. http://ping.fm/IFQFC

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Hot City Pumps Nochexxx. http://ping.fm/IFQFC

Coffee and the Belo Horizonte-Yeovil sound.

Make your own David Cameron poster: http://ping.fm/BXTJA

Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke.

If it all gets too much... http://ping.fm/3CKR2

This copy of Windows did not pass genuine Windows validation.

You know you're getting old when noise gate is your favourite effect.

My thanks to the polyester magus who riddles in the cold north, about whom i haven't the foggiest, but whom the 'cap fits, i'm sure. X

Dont suppose someone could tell me where the nearest sam smiths pub is to kings cross by texting 07982198918?

This Lord Adonis snow tsar character amuses me.

& maybe these guys can help you some way 2 reach your goals i'll keep my eye on u p s send me info how to become member of your street team

ur so great!!!
God bless your music and talent you must replace that crap on mtv and i believe in you i have added some logo to this message

Henry Cow's "In Praise Of Learning" probably the pick of this morning's jamminess.

Looks like I'm playing this tomorrow: http://ping.fm/l8PhI

Oddly, I seem to have a cameo in a film about underground hip-hop legend Sensational. Dave appears as "Dave".

Some useful post-pub technology here, I feel. http://ping.fm/awIUt

Pleased in a two-gigs-in-Belgium-confirmed kinda way. Hoping to play in the UK also at some point.

"how can I recognize this forbiddingly foreign totality as my own doing?"

A blizzard of perfect no flakes.

Anyone got a DJ turntable, working or bust, for a frizzy-haired inventor pal of mine? Must have pitch change innit.

Or what kind of shop would fare better these days on Mill Road?

Co-oppers, Blavs struggling after 28 years. Support local shops! If you want for nowt get me mango juice & Grolsch.

The revolution will not be televised. It will be online. Possibly on bbciplayer I suppose.

Just experienced laughter (out, loud) in Co-op reading of the Van Morrison baby-spoof in newspaper.

Informed by Hamish that my odd-coloured socks represent a maritime accident waiting to happen.

Just played on a Nintendo Wii for the first time. Not really a games person but I note that it has the edge on the Spectrum in some regards.

Considering doing New Years tonight instead.

Day 5 of my conceptual piece "Festive Bender". No nausea, fatigue or aches and pains, just a total absence of hope. And shit hair.

Looked in the mirror feeling poisoned and blue to see unshaven and haggard face but with surprisingly cool hair.

Guitar by Kaptain Rock

  
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Rage Against The Machine

OK, my thoughts on the Rage Against The Machine thing in brief.

I realize that if RATM get to Number 1 for Xmas it will not mean the end of The Man, and that all the money will go to Sony either way, and yet I will be chuffed if it does. This is because:

There's something about the tone of the naysayers that is getting on my wick. The idea may be flawed, but they seem hellbent on ignoring the good points like a bunch of fucking killjoys. I'd like to see Merzbow as this year's Yuletide smash, but Killing In The Name Of will do just fine. Copenhagen is going on, it's a popular tune with a certain nostalgia factor, I'd be hard-pressed to think of another song that would embody the message quite as well ...blah blah blah.
I think the hegemonic grip of the corporate karaoke culture represented by Cowell's X Factor could do with a kick in the teeth, even if it is only a symbolic one. It's a kind of bread and circuses where the white bread is mixed with milk and the lions look like Sharon Osbourne.
Half Man Half Biscuit did advise us that it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas, but let's face it Christmas does breed a special kind of misery and part of that misery is the soundtrack. Hearing the same records year after year in a prescribed ritual of consumption and self-gratification adds to an overwhelming sense that one is taking part in a festival of conformity that it isn't easy to opt out of without a very expensive plane ticket. I would like to think that as a result of this campaign the normal maddening drip-feed diet of Slade, Wizzard, Band Aid, Mariah Carey, Wham and all the rest of them might be interrupted at any number of office parties, get-togethers, family gatherings or pointless nights down the pub by a band called Rage Against The Machine. As a sometime DJ, I'm tempted to talk about how certain songs can channel crowd mood and energy, but suffice to say I think this song would work a treat in the context.

Personally I don't buy MP3s, and I don't vote in stupid competitions where you have to pay for the privilege, but if you do buy one song this Christmas I would urge you to make it this one. If you don't want to, well you know what to say...

The organisers of the campaign are asking people to donate a pound to Shelter if they buy the track, and it's hard to see what's wrong with that.

"Brazil"

Just running some tests here. Please ignore. This was on the first Bumskipper wasn't it?

  
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Anotherday

  
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Snow outside, puke inside.

Just passing thru...

20p Cat's Protection League on 7" http://ping.fm/HBJ7o

Just got some porn spam referring to "alluring bitches". What a great phrase!

The Doozer "Hornbill" http://ping.fm/YjBjo

Great article about the song. http://ping.fm/hFast

A favourite track of mine http://ping.fm/Qsh1h

Some great hair ideas in this girls http://ping.fm/e5JmJ

Took call to arrange Nextstep careers advice interview on the loo. Next level multi-tasking shit.

If I'm interviewing glum ex-financial sector chaps speaking negatively of competition for the Co-op shortlist that says it all right?

Cassetteboy jokes. http://ping.fm/056Dq

It's beginning to look a lot like the philosophical muzak of 'progressive' corporate consumerism.

Voodoo

Bedevilled by the usual traction issues.

Ah, the old pre-gig ritual of swearing at a printer like a violent psychotic. Cottage-industry scenes from the unfilmed Um rockumentary.

Bad Timing gig in Cambridge TONIGHT. Volcano The Bear/Sculpture/Pete Um http://ping.fm/kLCC4

Anyone recognise this piece of music? http://ping.fm/M46yu

Pete Um/Sculpture/Volcano The Bear 30-11-09
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African leaders advise Bono on reform of U2 http://ping.fm/eAASy

Thanks for following my work as an artist over the years.

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/cookingmama2/clip1.mp3

Just discovered Adam Curtis has a blog. http://ping.fm/hAIWk

Shit man I think my Moogerfooger MuRF pedal is broken. Lights come on, sound OK when bypassed, but no filterin'. Bummed.

If I drink a Korean beer on Gwydir St before picking up my son from choir, am I a badman?

http://ping.fm/FnJce Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, as someone comments.

Nochexxx Ft. Sensational http://ping.fm/iwMzI

Aggrieved not to be catching Hair Police tonight...

Returning to work following an eschatological overdose?

What's up with Cambridge's fresh mint supply? Rank mint is a big deal for me.

Giraffe? Reviewed? http://bit.ly/2hI5tQ

Breaking news for politics junkies: ZaNu-Lab leaked Spellingate to spin sympathy from the Sun's bullying!

Same shit, same decade, just.

High noon interview seeks to separate me from my social security blanket via inept New Deal advisor. I vlogged about her 8 years ago.

Flaming lesbians kept me up again, tossing on my futon like Prometheus turning in Hell. Why, I ask, must they twirl the fire?

Records & CDs I'm selling.

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Whaddup whaddup. Sensational on the cover of The Wire!

Fire safety bods require transformation of door-closers into earthquake-producing devices. Also Simon injured.

Running low on glee...

Doing a lot of complicated, wearying & expensive stuff to see daniel johnston tonight. Reading about the heroic devo!

Fools. Ignorant fools.

Spend some time tonight considering the real reason behind that toffee apple...

When I cop it you lot are gonna get merked by nostalgia.

Looking for a couple of spare passport photos I had done recently = 45 mins of old photos. I am the archivist bar none.

If you took Goofy to a street caricaturist would they render him as a realistic-looking dog?